Flash has gone all fucked! It won't work! No! No!

I've been meaning to write a post for some time now. But I just kinda, well, haven't. I'm about to begin work on some new stuff, one Monkey thing, and another top-secret thing that I haven't thought about.
Oh, and BTW, the Dark Knight is the best movie ever.

Yeah, a new post from me is kinda overdue, seeing I'm working of a load of junk which you should all hear about. Or something. First off, my obligatory games rant--Battle of the Bands. I like it. I find nothing wrong with it besides the fact it is too easy and Cypress Hill was never meant to be played bluegrass. But you get the point. It's a fun little game and it deserves better than the reception it's getting. But on to stuff of actual importance - PROJECTS. Yes. P-R-O-J-E-C-T-S.
I am working on a Street Fighter thingy in the style of FutureCopLCF, another thing for when I leave school, (soon, thankfully.) And something top secret which I haven't devoted any work to. Seriously, my time is taken up so much with gigs, homework, Wii playing (of course) and finishing the Batman Begins movie, which I watch in five minute bursts. I am somewhat stuck fore finding an ActionScript codemonkey which can code a game I'm attempting, (A fighting game for glunkyfunk's "Faceless" series which isn't out and probably never will be.) All in all, a very boring post, but I may as well post some of my deviantART on here if I can find the JPEG files, but content yourself with this.

A ha ha ha. I'm dumber than Squatch.

Agh. Yes, I am currently submitting crap. BUT-------- There is stuff worthy of you time in the making (hopefully). A buncha maybe - maybe - not Counter Strike stick flashes currently subtitle Kewntuh Stroick, a Naruto Fan-Flash esque Ben10 spoof, a Pico submission which is actually really good AT THIS STAGE. Lol. Feel free to check out my deviantART, and here's my favourite piece of art I have posted so farrrrrr.......

Yeah. The collab doesn't really seem to be going ahead as (wince) only one guy has signed up and he hasn't even sent his part yet. Ah, fudge.
Upside though, tomorrow me and my cousin (psychopath, stick-lover, NG-obsessee, watcher-of-teen-titans) Are getting to play Super Mario Galaxy all afternoon. Which is good. Unless I get stuck with the Classic Controller.
And today I think I may have raced online on Mario Kart Wii with Stamper. But don't know. If it was you, Stamper, HI!

New Flash, tee-tum-tee-tum. Yeah. No ideas going beyond Brawl and Pico, and there are enough.
But that wonderful soul glunkyfunk fixed the smoothing, which had decidedly gone all spazzy of it's own volition, and now my stuff will be all noice an' smoovy smoov.
Nothing much has happened this week so I'm stuck for writing. Oh, before I leave you, please watch these movies and piss yourself laughing.
SERIOUSLY. This guy is a fucking genius.

Aah! SOME FREAK DUBBED MGA INTO, LIKE, SPANISH!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!
Oh, wait, this is YouTube........ FLAAAAAAAAAAAGG!!!

Hello. I've wanted to be in a amateur collab for a while now,: But since my entry to the Metal Gear collab was so bad, I decided to give up on any collab started up by any of the NG heavy-hitters, as their work is so far above my level there isn't much point trying. So, I thought. If I can't be in a collab because I am not yet skilled enough, why the Hell not have a go at organizing one myself? I'll give details and write several posts as this is a subject I'm excited about. If enough people don't apply, it won't go ahead, so please, please apply. Here are some stats--
The name of the collab is The Video Game Parody Collab '08.
It will hopefully have at least nine people participating.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE GOOD TO ENTER. Anything can be entered, but not just stupid stuff with no point to them.
I would like to keep this movie within the boundaries of All Ages to 13+ (this way we'll get more views).
Your submission needs to be funny, (hence the name "parody") to be in the movie.
You can parody, well, whatever game you like, ( the most popular stuff to spoof is usually Nintendo or Wii-related games) Thats my preferred subject.
If you are going to join the collab, please ask me for my e-mail if interested and send me your submission as a .fla file. There is no real closing date, but there are no prizes either, I'm afraid.
Please do submit something as I will put most stuff in (within reason)

Cheers,

~jojomaru

Mario Kart Wii will be MINE! Tomorrow!!!!! Agh, I've had a little days-until banner on my desk since Friday, and man, am I excited. Bikes! 32 tracks! NO snaking! Wii Wheel! YAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

Ooh, ooh, who wants to play my fantasy Mario Kart track?

Oh! Thank you, thank you, whoever made the icon for Wii Sports! If you read this please tell me who made this and let me praise you for several hours.

My upcoming irritatingly difficult Flash, Whuh!? Collection 1 is going to be delayed for a long time, because as Flash is always shutting down for no adequately explained reason, all the seperate
.SWF files have all been sucked into the black hole of failed flash movies. Also, I have more to complain about, believe me, just wait, what is up with Adobe stealing Flash!? Now half the stuff on the net, like Flash tutorials, Preloaders, ActionScripts are ALL FOR ADOBE FLASH CS3. What is the point? It is hardly different from Macromedia's version, It is several times more expensive, and, FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S ADOBE!!!!Wheeesh. I need to calm down.